Friday, 2 May 2014

ridiculous comments of the day.

dear amanda,

i'm writing this so you don't forget it- because you will forget it. today you went to have lunch with secret and on the way home you had 4 comments about your belly from 4 different men at 4 different locations. here's what they said:

man #1: (at grand central station)
             are you having twins?!
             no… does it look like it??
             yeah!!!
             well that's not what i wanna hear!! don't say that!
             sorry, it just looks like there's twins in there…


man #2: (at barnes and noble)
              do you know what you're having?
              yeah, a girl!
              are you sure…..?
              yes, pretty sure!
              okay…. whatever you say…. (walks away without another word)


man #3: (walking home, waiting at a corner)
              you got just one in there?!
              yes! (come on! seriously, there could not be 2 in there!)
              good choice! (did i have a choice!?) have a good delivery!!! (i plan on it….)


man #4: (different street corner)
              any day now?
              not quite, 4 weeks…..
              OH! (BIG owl eyes) wow. Geez!
              (seriously?? am i being punked right now?!)




4 comments:

  1. From your last picture. You are tiny. If they saw me when I was pregnant with Logan they would have thought I was having triplets. Getting closer. Yay.

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    1. haha! i know i'm not tiny, but seriously guys?! you did not look like you were having triplets!!! haha! thanks for reading! love your fb posts! your boys are growing so fast!

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  2. haha this post is amazing! Love and miss you!

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  3. I counted 4 men...no ladies. On behalf of all sensible dudes...sorry Amanda.

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